Shut Up And Listen 97

Priorities
Fuck you, Space! Fuck you hard! Fuck you and your shit-eating programmers! Fuck everyone who likes that old piece of shit show The Outer Limits! Fuck you for not having a fucking brain in your fucking head and not checking other networks, pig-fuckers!
	The time: last Saturday at 5:00 pm. The place: my bedroom. The network: Space. The show supposed to be on: Farscape. The show actually on: The Outer Limits (the original version, not the remake). The guy pissed off: me.
	I started watching Farscape back when season one was being shown on Space (think Canada’s Sci-Fi network, but better). Back in those days, the episodes were on Saturday afternoons at two and then repeated on Sunday afternoons at one. This made me happy as I never had anything to do Sundays and having Farscape on was a great thing. I could watch it, eat my lunch and all that. Life was Good. Then when season three started, they moved Farscape to Friday nights at nine with the episodes being shown again at five on Saturday afternoons. So I watched the episodes on Saturdays at five. Wasn’t as good as it used to be, but I was satisfied. Until last weekend when without notice, THEY CHANGED THE FUCKING SCHEDULE AND MADE IT SO FARSCAPE IS ONLY ON FRIDAY NIGHTS.
	Enter the problem: South Park.
	South Park is on Friday nights at 9:30 on the Comedy Network (think Canada’s Comedy Central) and it takes priority. So now I can’t watch Farscape because some dickheads out there have a hard-on for old sci-fi horror shows. What the fuck, man? What the fuck! 
	The real tragedy of it is that both networks have nothing worth seeing at eight (well, actually the Comedy Network has reruns of The Kids In The Hall, but I don’t watch them as I’ve seen them all pretty much). Just another case of TV networks fucking with people by putting their good shows on at the same times to make you choose. It pisses me off like nothing else. Fuck, programmers who do shit like that should be fucking dragged out into the street, beaten, raped and then ritually sacrificed to the god of TV in penance for the crime of fucking with the viewers.
	In other news, three people were killed in Israel yesterday for no other reason than irrational hatred and the continuation of some fucked up sense of honour and vengeance, but shit like that doesn’t matter, now does it?